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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend got D for Christmas from her Math teacher."
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"How does a blond like her eggs in the morning? ""fertilized"""
"GOP Congressmen are ripping the Obamacare website for not working for people that need it. Now they know how we feel about GOP Congressmen."
"I used to work in a haunted pub... There was spirits everywhere."
"If I got a nickel everytime I said ""I don't believe in fairies"" I wouldn't give two shits about fairies dying from it"
"5-year-old: I missed chicken nugget day at daycare. Me: So? 5-year-old: My life is falling apart."
"One of the best moments in my life was hearing my wife day ""till death do us part."" I wish I would've known she was talking about her legs...."
"My brother threw a yellow turnip at me while I was sleeping It was a rutabaganing."
"When there are no volunteers, they get appointed."
"Why is OP's dog never satisfied? They don't do liver"