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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle, you learn to solve problem without violence"
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"An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. He came out of nowhere."
"69 is the kamikaze of oral sex .. If I'm going down you're coming with me."
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ended up in a car crash who would be saved? America"
"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""
"What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories."
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