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Joke of the Day
"My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess."
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"M: Um, you just spelled ""qwerty"" as ""querty"". H: So? M: Look at the keyboard. H: And? M: [Breaking fourth wall look to camera]"
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"My grandfather drowned in varnish recently. A horrible way to go, but a lovely finish."
"What do you say when your TV is floating in the night? ""Drop it, nigga."""
"The problem with politics today... Republicans treat people like dogs and Democrats treat dogs like people"
"3 words that wins a girl's heart. Suck my dick"
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