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Joke of the Day

"Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's? When you start them, they made the sound ""runnnniganiganiganiga"" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this."

"Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?"

"Sorry I went down on your moms sister at your BBQ... I guess you could say I'm... [lowers shades] An aunt-eater."

"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."

"What chews on trees and sings? Justin Beaver"

"Why do they have fences around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in."

"Someone should tell dudes who pay dominatrixes to belittle them that the Apple Genius Bar is completely free."

"Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!"

"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"What's long, hard, and makes my ass hurt? The forty mile bike ride I finished."