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Joke of the Day
"What's long, hard, and makes my ass hurt? The forty mile bike ride I finished."
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"It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyonce. It's the only way to be safe."
"two apples enter a bar... ...then I got sued by Apple"
"I asked my English friend what his favourite summer accessory is. He said, ""Clouds."""
"""Z"" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony "" - Guy who knows a full horse would be too much"
"Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT."
"""I need some space."" - astronaut breaking up with his girlfriend"
"It's pretty silly to be afraid of spiders when most of them have probably never answered a text message with a phone call."
"What did one Fart say to the other? Just so you know, your's is not the only asshole around"
"Do you know what the difference is between a straight man mustache and a gay man mustache? The smell"