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Joke of the Day
"Wanna here a joke? Women's rights. Sorry if this has been posted before."
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"Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens? Either way, they're going down in history."
"When/why do feminists hate cannibals? When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading."
"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"
"Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English"
"How many police chefs does it take to beat an egg None, the little brown bastard accidentally fell down the stairs."
"What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years? A four term US senator."
"What do you call the debut of a new beer? A saison premiere!"
"Remember when you were a kid and you used to blow bubbles? He said hi..."
"When my daughter gets older, she will have a camera phone OR a mirror. Not both. Thanks for the advice Twitter."