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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"
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"I didn't come here tonight to win a popularity contest. Is there one though? Because that will probably affect my behaviour."
"A fire breaks out at a 70s themed party. The manager climbs the stage and says... Calm down, we don't want a Panic At the Disco! /r/panicatthedisco"
"I don't think I could be a mom. Listening to another person cry all night just seems awful & I wouldn't want to impose that on a baby."
"Test boast, please ignore. I just hacked my friend's reddit account."
"Whiteboards are truly remarkable."
"Somebody asked me what a spoonerism was.... I haven't got a cooking flue."
"What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident? Fission chips."
"How did Copernicus become the first Polish astronomer? He was the first one in the country to look up."
"An infectious disease enters a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here."" It replies, ""Well, your not a very good host."" It isn't mine, my doctor told me this one"