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Joke of the Day

"In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then mom gave birth to me."

"Did you hear about Joseph Stalin's personal yacht? They say it was a huge dictator-ship."

"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"

"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."

"How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks"

"I watch zombie movies to prepare myself if one day it really happens. Same for porn."

"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has dates."

"A Jew, a woman, and a racist walk into a bar. The bartender says ""I bet you thought this was going to be about the elections, didn't you?"""

"I once had a girlfriend who had a lazy eye... I had to dump her because she was seeing other people."

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."