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Joke of the Day
"What are you doing tonight? Your wife."
Next Joke
"Yo mama so old.. when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John."
"Kinda wanna eat a jar of peanut butter, kinda wanna nap, kinda wanna punch a stranger. Being a woman is hard."
"What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots."
"A man's wife died. friend asked what happend He said, she fell out from windows; as she was not drinking the poison."
"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."
"What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting? ""Anne hath a way."""
"I'm in a very serious relationship we never laugh."
"What do you call the foreskin on a gay guy..? Mud flaps"
"Me: [opens front facing camera at a funeral and starts crying] ""he must've meant a lot to her."""