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Joke of the Day
"I hate graph jokes... Because I can never get the point."
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"What's Hitler's favorite football team? Forty NEIN ers."
"The first time I realised I was dyslexic... Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
"Accidentally got two shots of hand sanitizer so if you need me I'll be rubbing my hands together for the rest of my life."
"A jem of a joke You"
"[meeting GF's mom] Wow! This must be your sister! Your baby sister! *shakes keys in front of her face* I'm overselling this, aren't I?"
"Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!"
"You know what's fucking shit? A scat fetish"
"Interviewer: how do you explain the long gap in your resume? Me: I fell asleep with my face on the spacebar"
"What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies"