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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies"
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"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk, ""Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."""
"Whats green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea!"
"How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear"
"If Trump dies in office he won't even admit it. He'll keep tweeting from the grave: ""VERY dishonest coroner's report says I died. Sad!"""
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? ""the Dark Knight Rises"""
"What did Superman get at the supermarket? A Super Bowl"
"I let Jesus be my co-pilot once. Terrible decision, really. I was all, ""Drive, Jesus! Drive!"" And he was like, ""No hablo ingles, senor!"""
"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're all dead"