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Joke of the Day
"You know what's fucking shit? A scat fetish"
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"If the automated voice tells me they're experiencing ""higher than normal call volume"" every time I call, that is the normal call volume."
"A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word ""bifurcated"" during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him."
"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away."
"I grew up in Bolivia but I left because the currency is bullshit."
"What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jealous"
"Old milk is just like cold milk Except you didn't c what you were getting into."
"What is a castrated male's favorite operating system? Unix."
"What do you call a dinosaur having brunch? Tea-Rex"
"So I donated blood today... Good to know my blood is gonna be running through some other guy's boner"