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Joke of the Day
"I'm developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers' stories."
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"On my cakeday... ... -1 2^3 and it was delicious!"
"Shrink: How many true friends do you believe you have? Me: Define ""true friend."" Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419."
"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."
"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."
"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"
"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"
"American Top Gear"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball..... .... She gagged! haha my favorite joke ever"
"Ever since Facebook allowed images in their comments sections people only ever communicate via pictures. We're 21st-century cavemen."