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Joke of the Day

"On my cakeday... ... -1 2^3 and it was delicious!"

"What's the opposite of a somersault? A winter pepper."

"What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double."

"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""

"A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't."

"If you're a girl and you get a ticket for going 5-10 over the speed limit, you might want to think about plastic surgery."

"Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I paid for a $0.95 corndog with a dollar!"

"Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife? Because he couldn't sleep with anyone."

"Remember the 7-Mile Spanking Machine? Turns out there will also be a punch line."

"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"