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Joke of the Day

"Ever since Facebook allowed images in their comments sections people only ever communicate via pictures. We're 21st-century cavemen."

"Physicists have yet to explain why 200 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only three registers will be open."

"Why can't mimes finish marathons? Because they can't get past ""the wall""."

"Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book."

"My wife is like a grape She lets out a little whine."

"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"

"How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up."

"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."

"you stole my electron atom 1: you stole my electron. atom 2: sure? atom 1: positive!"

"A Man Walks Into a Bar... Its sad how is alcohol dependency is destroying his family"