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Joke of the Day

"Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand."

"what do eggs benedict and a blow job have in common? you dont get either at home."

"I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims? Kids say the darnedest things."

"What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer? Vladimir Putting"

"I read a very good book about astronomy last week. It was stellar."

"Ebola You guys need to stop telling Ebola jokes. They only last about a week. (Sorry, I know Ebola is old)"

"What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball"

"Dreaming you're peeing can be a very dangerous dream."

"Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl? Both teams suffered from blackouts"

"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog."