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Joke of the Day
"Dreaming you're peeing can be a very dangerous dream."
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"ME: 3 Big Macs please. lol it's my cheat day CLERK: you ordered the same thing yesterday ME:[leans in] why don't u mind your own gd business"
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"You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners."
"What did the donut say to the cop? Don't taste me, bro !"
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"
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