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Joke of the Day
"I just brushed a whole tooth without looking at twitter"
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"Why did the condom cross the road? Because he was pissed off."
"I was really missing school But I collected myself, took a few deep breaths, focused, reloaded my gun, and started nailing the little bastards."
"Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis"
"Ford, Fiat, BMW Fix Or Repair Daily Fix It Again Tony Break My Window"
"Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car."
"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help I'm doing my part!"
"Why did the man quit working at the cemetery? It was hard to make a living."
"I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!"
"another car tip: once a month, open the hood and rip out one thing. most of the engine is decorative and weighs down your car"