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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has cotton balls!"
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"Lil' Wayne looks pretty good for a scarecrow that is being eaten from the inside out by bats."
"lqod lu lls I lsn o u ppo I Read it upside down"
"I'm guessing that most people who claim to ""count calories"" are really bad at math."
"Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland?"
"So I got brainfreeze today.. I was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes ""*Whack* Damn!"" The skydiver goes ""Damn! *Whack*"""
"Kid, ""Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a gopher from a funny animal video."" Parent, ""The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Allen! Allen! Allen! Steve!"""
"I'm going our shopping for Black Friday Er...sorry. African American Friday."
"""Are you talking back to me?"" ""Mom, that's how a conversation works."""