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Joke of the Day
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"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"
"What's the similarity between smoking a cigarette and eating pussy? The taste changes the closer you get to the butt."
"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"
"*Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*"
"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."
"""Never go to bed angry"" is the worst advice ever. I haven't slept in eleven years."
"ME: *does entire national anthem with armpit farts* WIFE: see what I mean? THERAPIST: Mmmhmm *writes in notes: ""she's nuts. This guy rules*"
"My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne."