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Joke of the Day

"So I got brainfreeze today.. I was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000"

"There are two types of guys. Those who eat pussy and those who lie they don't eat pussy."

"I have 6 mental illnesses Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria."

"My dad asked me where the phone was... I said it was calling lost and found"

"What a weekend...trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night."

"I took a selfie with my uncle. Everyone behind us shook their heads. I never know how to behave at wakes."

"""My dad was a huge feminist..."" ""What about your mom?"" ""No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."""

"Whats the difference between the circus and a strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."

"Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe."

"Here's a joke for ya. A dyslexic man walks in to a bra."