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Joke of the Day

"Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, ""Still not as good as Monica's."""

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"

"Never discuss with your wife... ...because all you do is 'diss' and 'cuss'"

"Who are a fat person's two best friends Ben and Jerry."

"Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was the dog said nothing."

"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."

"best thread convo u came across Let em rip guys an gals"

"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"

"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"

"I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up"