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Joke of the Day
"*makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*"
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"What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva? One is a hunt on a course."
"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"
"The only people that get more concussions than NFL players... ...Are their wives"
"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"
"When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird."
"I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than ""you're out of batteries"""
"Why do Catholic priests like Indian restaurants so much? Unlimited fresh naans!"
"Ugh, I can't believe our coexist bumper stickers aren't working."
"69'd the wife then went to buy donuts after. The guy at the counter said he already knew what I wanted, so I asked how..... He said ""You had 'glazed' all over your face. """