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Joke of the Day

"Batman based his superhero off what terrified him most. If I followed the same logic my superhero would be ListeningToVoicemailsMan."

"If ""she'll be riding six white horses when she comes"", she's probably a little more woman than I can handle."

"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"

"I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift..."

"UGH now I just painted an amazing picture but accidentally painted a thumb in the corner"

"Oh shit, I have a boner. Time to stop twittering and get on Chatroulette"

"A large hole appeared on the fence of the nudist camp... ...The police are looking into it."

"Why are black people so tall? Cuz their knee grows."

"Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats."

"Have you heard the joke about Whole Foods? It was so bad it made me sustainably groan."