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Joke of the Day
"Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing."
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"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"
"genie: ""thats definitely your last wish?"" me: [smiles at my wife in wheelchair] ""yes"" genie: ""ok"" our dog: ""how can i talk all of a sudden?"""
"They should name hurricanes after black people: It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water?... You're gonna have to give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."
"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"
"I like my coffee how I like my ladies Strong, black, and preferably fair trade"
"What doesn't kill you, forces me to reload."
"TIL that 1 in every 10 people in North America lives next door to a pedophile. Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 8 year old."
"Hotel beds are often all the proof I need that Satan owns a mattress factory."