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Joke of the Day
"Most of the jokes posted here are like gay muslims Beaten to death."
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle."
"What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!"
"What did the Third Reich say when they fired Hitler? ""You're ladolf."""
"How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk? Udderly useless."
"What would you do with $1 Million? I would buy a new butt, mine has a hole in it."
"I wonder if Taylor Swift ever gets one of her songs stuck in her head and also wants to kill herself"
"What is the favorite sex position of James Bond? 69 - she **shakes** and he **stirs**."
"LIFE HACK: If a public restroom is locked, violently yank the door handle over and over like a gorilla and never accept that it's occupied"
"Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot? Because he Neverlands"