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Joke of the Day

"A friend just cracked this joke.. Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R? Neighbor"

"Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit card? Neither, he used praypal."

"What do women and Google have in common? [They never let you finish first.] (#s)"

"(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating."

"My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum."

"My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I'm not buying it as I don't think she can even say, ""Please kick me in the face""."

"There once was a man named Dave... He kept a dead whore in a cave, she was missing a tit and she smelled like shit, but look at the money he saved!"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."

"What's the difference between a baby and a pie? I didn't cum in the pie before I ate it."

"The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. His funeral will take place tomorrow at 8:00, 8:06, 8:11, 8:13, and 8:14."