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Joke of the Day

"How do dogs do business? Pro-bono"

"So evidently the kid who stabbed all the people at his highschool today was always told he would be famous. He felt like today was the day to take a stab at it."

"I have this condition, I wake up at ten to nine every day... Doctor says it is nothing serious just a mild case of ten-to-ninetis."

"I was charged for dental floss during my most recent visit to the dentist. The dentist said he was changing the office's philos phy"

"A child molester, a conman and a priest walks into a bar He then sat down."

"What's the difference between you and Bear Grylls? You'd get fired if you drank piss at work."

"How do you insult a Catholic? Any way you like, they have to forgive you!"

"A mayor bans people living in his town from being buried in the local cemetery They have to be dead first"

"I like my women how I like my bicycles, chained up in the garage."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through that little thing?!"""