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Joke of the Day
"I finally found out why clickbait is so effective."
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"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "
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"For all the single ladies out there, here is my number: 4/10"
"Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? Because they're inbred."
"I knew a fat doctor once, who was obsessed with the weather. He was a meaty urologist."
"If Nefertiti owned a topless bar which served tea she could have marketed her business with t-shirts. You could call them 'Nefertiti's titties, tease, teas, and tees.' Edit: better grammar/phrasing."
"I was curious just how big this Trump dick is, after hearing all the news from last nights debate, so I googled it. From the pictures I would say he's about six feet, maybe a little taller."
"Superman graffitis a wall: ""Batman is a moron"" Batman writes under that, ""Superman is Clark Kent""."
"Say what you want about deaf people... Am I right!?"