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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !"
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"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug? A pugilist!"
"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"
"Her: Do you consider yourself broadminded? Me: All I ever think about are broads... so I'll have to go with a yes on this one."
"A man desperately clings to reality as he laid on his mothers grave. Another man walks by and says ""Good mourning!"""
"Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of sprite... But when I woke up, I realised it was just a fantasy"
"Wives are also like hurricanes... When they come they're wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and your car."
"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."
"Me: *Asks question on snapchat* Them: *Answers question on snapchat* Me: ""Wait, what did I ask again?"""
"Attention Prayer Warriors: My neighbor left town for a funeral today. Please pray for God to protect & guide me as I steal his barbecue pit."