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Joke of the Day
"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."
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"The next man who calls me deluded is going to regret it when he finds me sitting in his house wearing a wedding dress."
"Ever need to go to the bathroom but can't find your iPhone so you just shit your pants? I know, right?"
"sdkgnosdngosdg;klm'gtmq[rasmgladmgladmgladmngksdngksdnkgnadkfgnkasgnkpasngksangkasngkdsgksgnkdgnkdgk; I just hacked the CIA [redacted]"
"I went on a date with a drinking straw. It really sucked."
"What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid? Toyodas"
"What do chinese people do when they have an erection? they vote"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !"
"Who do you ask about Donald Trump's stamina? His daughter."
"I'm reading a book about Zeno's Paradox. I'm not quite halfway through it."