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Joke of the Day
"If the Black Lives Matter movement had started 300 years ago... it would have been called PETA"
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"Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies."
"Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!"
"Hm im scared of getting murdered. better go watch 20 tv shows about murder"
"What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise"
"A blonde strolls into her new office job at 10:30 The manager comes up to her and says, ""you should have been here at nine o'clock,"" to which the blonde responds ""why what happened?"""
"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""
"It remains a puzzle... ...why a bra is singular and panties are plural."
"What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood? A match made in Heaven."
"What do you call an ant sized villain? The *ant*agonist."