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Joke of the Day

"Me: *Asks question on snapchat* Them: *Answers question on snapchat* Me: ""Wait, what did I ask again?"""

"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"

"How do you get to Shepherds Bush? Up the Shepherd's leg!"

"Did you hear they found life on Mars? But, Curiosity killed the cat."

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks."

"what do jeb bush and lance arm strong have in common? everyone was disappointed with their last speeches and no one was disappointed when they dropped out of the race"

"Two WWE fans walk into a fight club They promptly get the shit beat out of them. Moral: Just because it's ""good"" entertainment does not mean an RKO will help you win a real fight"

"""Well, I guess I'll stagger around, speak gibberish, & touch all the shit I'm not supposed to while you get irritated."" Drunks & toddlers."

"Shaving your head when you're going bald is the ultimate ""You can't fire me, I quit."""

"Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg."