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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."
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"I'm not schizophrenic *yes he is*"
"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"
"*puts message in a bottle *stares longingly out at sea and throws it in *gets tazed and arrested for littering"
"I don't want you to feel like you can't express yourself, but I do want you to stop talking."
"Why do programmers drink coffee so much? So they aren't lying when they say they like Java."
"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."
"Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees."
"Garry Glitter gave me my first guitar lesson the other day He showed me how to finger A minor"
"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."