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"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it..."
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"I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them."
"Girlfriend My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"By a show of hands, who has hands? Sit down Leonard, you're a seahorse."
"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."
"What do you call an apathetic Russian? A So-be-it."
"Before they built this Trader Joe's, there was just an empty field with wild shoppers politely blocking each other's way"
"I can't RSVP until I know the wifi situation at your event."
"Re: global warming and the cold weather ""Liberals keep telling me the Titanic is sinking but my side of the ship is 500 feet in the air."""
"Did you hear about the convict who refused to take a nap? He was resisting a rest."