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Joke of the Day

"Nobody's perfect! Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language? A: ""Nobody's perfect!"""

"Who do you think the scariest POTUS was? I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads."

"what does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding"

"What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z? PI Z Z A"

"Sometimes, eating road kill Can be a big moose steak"

"If you love someone, poison them a little bit each day. If they don't suspect you at all, they might be the ONE."

"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."

"The only B word you should be using to describe her is ""Beautiful."" Because bitches love being called ""beautiful."""

"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."

"Best Way To Impress a Girl.. Boy To Gym Coach: ""I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?"" Coach: ""Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"""