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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black and arrest the lightbulb for being broke."

"Why Sachin Tendulkar never sweat? Because he has huge fans!"

"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."

"If ""God is in the details"" ... Then consider the little, sweaty red knots of skin on my ball sack to be godly."

"Do you know what the difference is between a straight man mustache and a gay man mustache? The smell"

"If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings."

"If he buys your drink, but you're really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose."

"Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No."

"Chuck Norris Some people think the glass is half full. Some people think it is half empty. Chuck Norris sees scotch."