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Joke of the Day
"What boxer's nickname is EEEEE? Mohammad Ali All-E"
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"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."
"I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets. I never thought someone could stoop so low."
"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it."
"My new girlfriend is a sandwich artist and she's really into roll play"
"World Health Org says that Roundup weedkiller ""probably"" causes cancer... Monsanto needs to make a Roundup Ready human."
"Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets? He's six feet under now."
"You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn't notice... until they needed to wink at somebody."
"What do you call food between two slices of bread? a sandwich"
"Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog -- it croaks every night."