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Joke of the Day
"I play the triangle in a reggae band It's quite easy. I just stand at the back and ting."
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"Who was King Author's most well rounded Knight? Sir Cumference."
"My friend works in a recycling facility... And they showed me around to the can recycling area, and I wasn't to happy about it. It was soda pressing."
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"Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house? He's snowed in."
"Gold walks into a bar Copper says, ""Au! Get outta here!"""
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