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Joke of the Day
"I play the triangle in a reggae band It's quite easy. I just stand at the back and ting."
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"What borders on silly? Mexico & Canada"
"If you were a prisoner going down the stair You couldnt be more condescending."
"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."
"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"
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"Patient: Doctor you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did didn't I you stupid fool!!"
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"Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol"
"I use to know a classic rim shot joke, but...umm tiss"