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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about one direction? It looks they took different directions"
Next Joke
"The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders... I wonder if they called it his ""Miracle Whip""?"
"I'm NOT flirting!! its called BEING NICE!"
"I ate so many chickpeas... I falafel!"
"I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel....."
"One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old."
"Wife: ""You talk like some poorly written science fiction novel. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""I swear by the 12 moons of Bumtar I can change!"""
"I don't trust stairs... They look like they're up to something."
"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6?"
"Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife? He's used to playing 18 holes."