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Joke of the Day

"Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol"

"What do you call the prequel to The Purge? The Binge"

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."

"My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally."

"Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about that."

"What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!"

"Me - ""Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"" My 6 year old - ""I ain't got no other feet"""

"What's a star trek fans favourite drink? Picardi and Kirk"

"Two married man talking.. 1st man: Im so lucky, my wife is an angel. 2nd man: Good for you! Mine's still alive."

"Jersey Shore was doomed the moment they named it after Pauly Shore."