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Joke of the Day
"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."
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"""How's Mason doing?"" Ugh, he's going through this emu kid phase. ""Don't you mean emo kid?"" *boy covered in feathers runs past* I wish."
"Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk."
"Just accidentally messaged my husband ""love you sexy beats"" instead of ""sexy beast"" and now he thinks he's some sort of DJ."
"So a bunch of women were playing basketball"
"What does it look like when someone is drowning? lol"
"What do whales do on dates? Netflix and Krill"
"I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time."
"What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger..."
"What would you call Jack Black and Jack White's kid? **A dirty abomination you god hating homosexual!**"