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Joke of the Day

"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."

"What is it called when two lawyers are fighting? Civil War"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? Bison"

"Why is God depressed? Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us."

"What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes? Riposte."

"""There's Dave"" Regular Dave or Dave who thinks he's a hotdog and ""f"" is a vowel? [cut to Dave writing in a book titled ""Diary of an frank""]"

"With all the talk of gender lately I realized the fastest way to turn a pussy into a dick Give it a gun and a badge"

"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."

"Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans? 'Cuz they were stalin'!"