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Joke of the Day
"What borders on silly? Mexico & Canada"
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"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"If Last Names Often Come From Ancestors' Professions... Then what the fuck was wrong with Bruce Dickinson's family?"
"So did you hear about the guy who didn't finish his jokes?"
"Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door"
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade."
"There once was a man named Dave... He kept a dead whore in a cave, she was missing a tit and she smelled like shit, but look at the money he saved!"
"How are woman and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."
"Why is it called a shampoo.. If it smells good?"
"I read murder mystery books starting from the middle. I like the double sided suspense that builds up."