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Joke of the Day
"What borders on silly? Mexico & Canada"
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"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"
"Me: Did you use my highlighter? 2-year-old: Me: 2: Me: 2: No. Apparently she's always been neon yellow."
"If a tree falls in the forest with no one around to hear it... Does a hipster still buy the soundtrack?"
"It's not on a map, or some app. MILLER LIGHT"
"How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure."
"4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"
"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."
"In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke."
"How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry."