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Joke of the Day

"I decided to put laxatives in my weed brownies... Just for shits and giggles!"

"I'm planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not."

"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all"

"Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics? Because they never have any sandwiches."

"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"

"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."

"The Farmer's New Cock A farmer buys a new young cock. As soon as he gets it home, the cock rushes to Reddit and steals someone else's joke."

"What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters? Augusta wind."

"What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest? Dinomite"