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Joke of the Day

"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."

"You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?"

"I would tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."

"I'm proud say you will never guess who has been sober for 10 years. Ted Kennedy."

"Practice makes perfect. But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters."

"Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race? He couldn't get a head."

"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""

"whats the difference between jam and marmalade?..... You can't marmalade your dick into a chick's ass."

"When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy."

"Misread the Whistleblower: NSA Story on the Front Page and Came up with this Joke What do you call an NBA Whistleblower? A referee!"