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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"

"What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion? An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out."

"What did one fish say to another fish after Eve had her first bath? Great, now we smell like woman."

"Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What've you got?"

"People keep asking what I thought of my Oklahoma trip It was OK"

"Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission? Because she prefers to drive stick!"

"Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* ""Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty"" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*"

"I had to make a sign for the International Haiku club: International Haiku appreciation Conference meeting"

"When I killed a... When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey for a week. When I killed a butterfly he said no butter for a week. Well mom just killed a cockroach, should I tell her for you?"

"I sure hope skinny jeans are still in fashion. After all the calories I consumed over the holidays that's what all my pants are now."