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Joke of the Day

"Proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing."

"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""

"I was casually playing while my teammate wrote ""I fucked your mom last night"" I replied ""no you didn't"" Then my dad ran into my room and told me that he indeed did."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ? Virgin Mobile"

"What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions? A crime fighter."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I dont mind doing a 5km but I cant be fucked doing a 10km run"

"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."

"People wonder why I call my toilet ""the Jim"" instead of ""the John"" I do it so I can say ""I go to the Jim first thing every morning"""

"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to tournaments Just in case they get a hole in one."

"Dear God, when I said six zeros salary, I didn't mean only zeros."