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Joke of the Day

"[On a date] *Don't let her know you're a dog* Girl: Do you want to...maybe go for a walk after this? *starts running in circles going crazy*"

"They say it takes a whole village to raise a child That must be a really fat kid"

"There is 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"(NSFW) My wife was doing the mannequin challenge way before it got popular. She only does it when we have sex though."

"What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino? HellifIknow!"

"I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course. He offered to give me some pointers."

"A man proposes. A man goes down on his knees and proposes to her: *Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World* Looking bewildered she replied: **You want Both !!!??**"

"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? (No- what?) Want to get lunch sometime?"

"I just can't find any good doctors... EVERY one of them is still in practice."

"Why do gardeners make horrible cops? Because they keep planting evidence."