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Joke of the Day

"[On a date] *Don't let her know you're a dog* Girl: Do you want to...maybe go for a walk after this? *starts running in circles going crazy*"

"If a boy has 69 candies and eats 42 of them, what will he have? Diabetes. ^^Or ^^cavities."

"Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble."

"Got a couple of real nice piles of dog shit on your lawn there. Sure would be a shame if something was to... you know, ""happen"" to them."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up someone's ass"

"what is the most common place to find a Jew after world war 2 The grave"

"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"

"It's because it's Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, sweetie. That's why. What Papa is doing right now is called an ""autopsy"". Stop crying."

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump."

"Q: Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? A: To make sure he still wasn't there."