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Joke of the Day
"I have trained a cup full of meal-worms to give me sexual pleasure... ...I'm a master baiter"
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"Did you know that there is a little lonely man inside automatic towel dispensers that gives you a towel because he's happy you waved to him?"
"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"
"Kissing is like peeing your pants Everyone can see it but only you can feel the heat"
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."
"""Did you just say something?"" ""Uhhh nope?"" ""Really? I could swear you just asked me if I wanted a hotdog."" ""No I didn't."" ""Good, because I'm vegan."""
"Can February March? No. But April May. yep."
"LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a great and edible mouse pad."
"What concert costs 45 cents? A concert that costs 45 cents."
"Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch"