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Joke of the Day
"I have trained a cup full of meal-worms to give me sexual pleasure... ...I'm a master baiter"
Next Joke
"Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual."
"My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one."
"My wife has the body of a 16 year old schoolgirl... She keeps it in the fridge."
"Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo"
"Quick, I need some fables, ASOP."
"What do cats love to read. catalogs"
"Why are quantum physicists so bad at sex? Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position."
"Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber"