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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."
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"A man approaches a prostitute ""how much for a blow job?"" ""$30"" ""Can you do 20?"" ""sure"" ""Great here's $600"""
"I'm half Asian. All white people are. But my Cauc part is bigger."
"There once was a guy with five dicks. How do you think his pants fit him? Like a glove."
"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."
"What rhymes with orange No it doesn't"
"I aim to be so strong I can kill a hurricane"
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